I’m a little app-rehensive.

I don’t pay attention to most commercials.  They require creativity, yeah, but unless they’re truly exceptional they don’t blip my radar.  Consider me blipped.

 

Notice anything?

Dead Cats

Right between ‘games’ and ‘love’ is Schrodinger’s App. If you need a whole category on your iPhone for dead cats, you might have a Patrick Bateman-y problem on your hands.

boobies

I’m ignoring that misplaced apostrophe in favor of a more baffling revelation. I’m not a sicko, but that middle file definitely says ‘boobies.’    As far as I can tell, the internet hasn’t jumped on this yet.